April 2011
I am an idiot
because, i just thought it would be a great ideo to go downstairs and cut a slice of bread to toast it. The only thing i sliced was my finger. There is blood all over the bread. ):
Genna's drunk.
yepitsmorgan:
She now has the attention span of a 3 year-old.
Anonymous asked: ever touched a girl in the private area? What was it like?
ps you have to answer becuase you are drunk
ps you have to answer becuase you are drunk
Just
Pretty much spent the day bumming about in the town centre. Ate some pitta bread and hummus, drank beer, chilled in a field with loads of people and came home with random girls jumper on. Oops
Anonymous asked: You like Glee?
yepitsmorgan asked: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE?
Anonymous asked: That was really judgemental, poor show
Adam Lambert looks like a wax work model of...
I just had yet another heart to heart with my boss
I got so stressed today at work and decided to let him know how i was feeling overwhelmed by it all, througout my expression, he told somewhere that i was wrong and it was just my opinion. Me being me sort of snapped at him, one thing led to another and we ended up sitting outside on some gravel. He really let his guard down and revealed some “off the record” info about his hopes and...
4oD won’t work properly, i just want to watch Glee, eugh ):
Get in my bed face is now my icon, yup.
20441 asked: Dude, i got my shirt a while ago :)
They've turned out really well, I'd post a picture of shirty-happiness but my girlfriend's holding it hostage ¬¬
But yeah, thanks for the little note too, it was adorbz :D xxx
They've turned out really well, I'd post a picture of shirty-happiness but my girlfriend's holding it hostage ¬¬
But yeah, thanks for the little note too, it was adorbz :D xxx
Anonymous asked: is that your "get in my bed" face?
3 tags
Anonymous asked: i would distroy you!!!!!!, by the way i know someone who's eye turned a different colour after it was stung
lettingthroughlight asked: Are the weird aliens with the massive heads the Silence? Because it makes sense, they don't have mouths, and everyone forgetting them is sort of like the stars erasing >.>
WHY ARE THEY TALKING TO ME ON FACEBOOK NOW. HOW...
So.
Two random girls just called me and started making pig noises down the phone. I thought i’d just listen to them being silly and let them drain their minutes. They played random music down the phone, and then they played some Paramore. Then they started going LUUUCCY, LUUUCCYYYY so i figured it was time to tell them that i wasn’t Lucy. Then we had a lovely chat about how my accent is...
Doctor who made complete sense to me
You mad?
kaplowboom replied to your post: A wasp has stung me in the eye
Become WaspWoman, a young teenage girl stung by a wasp absorbing all it’s wasp like powers, she can fly! She can sting you! And she can annoy you every summer! Coming soon to a comic book store near you!
Okay my eye just fell out from laughing, thanks.
A wasp has stung me in the eye
what do i even do
Meh
Meant to be seeing Of Mice and Men tonight but i really can’t be bothered. I know i’ll be gutted about it in a few days but today is just not the day. It’s one of those “why are humans even allowed to get out of bed” sort of days. Anywho. About to go collect a Gamecube which Becca has sold to me. Good Friday sucks but Gamecubes are gr8.
Having a phone on silent time to self sorta evening.
Also I’ve just done my back in and can’t move and omg slenderman is outside my door. Omg ):
Just gonna lie on the floor and listen to Tatu
Can’t reach the skip button ):
I accidentally just told someone out loud that...
I feel bad